“Chapter 2: Cubby” is coming up tomorrow.
Today, I intend to share this awesome formula with you. I’ve been working on this since last evening. If you’ve read this, you know that down here, I am forced to find innovative ways to keep myself occupied. One would expect my temporary subterranean abode to at least tempt the mice, but they too have kept away. I think that the canine smell on my clothes must have worked as some kind of vermin-repellent.
Without meandering any more, let me come to the crux of the canine-cuteness matter.
Here’s the formula.
Cc = (The sum of the values of the positive traits of your dog)/(The sum of the values of the negative traits of your dog)
If a trait exists in your dog, provide a value of 1. If it doesn’t, provide a value of 0.
Here’s the list of the five positive traits that make up the numerator.
- A round knobby nose
And the five negative traits that add up to form the denominator are as follows.
- A devilishly pointy, trifurcated tail
Here’s how I worked out the Cute-ness of my dog to be “infinity.”
If you have a canine family member, use this formula and see if you arrive at a different result. If your answer is different from mine, I recommend you check whether your dog is actually an illegal immigrant from the feline world and has been living with you under an assumed canine identity.